The Laine Daily Post

Fri May 9
energyface: If You Put That Picture On The Internet I’ll Call My Lawyer“So, Mr. Angry Overreaction Man, your photo is now on the internet. Call your lawyer. Tell him somebody on a public sidewalk took your photo while you were on a public sidewalk. Then tell him you physically assaulted the photographer. See what he says.”

energyface:

If You Put That Picture On The Internet I’ll Call My Lawyer

“So, Mr. Angry Overreaction Man, your photo is now on the internet. Call your lawyer. Tell him somebody on a public sidewalk took your photo while you were on a public sidewalk. Then tell him you physically assaulted the photographer. See what he says.”
“ One belongs to New York instantly, one belongs to it as much in five minutes as in five years

Thomas Wolfe

This is so true…’tis a love affair, nyc + I have going on. and i suspect you might feel the same way?

(via 27)
Thu May 8
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA. florencio: suicide

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.

florencio:

suicide
Wed May 7
scotth: via reddit by this guy

scotth:

via reddit by this guy
Fri May 2

pedestrian traffic rules

zoya:

look, it’s really simple. walking on a NYC sidewalk is like driving on the highway:  you don’t stop.
Thu Apr 17
OMG. How cute are these?!! ffffood: Cupcakes Take The Cake: Cupcake interview with Karen Tack and Alan Richardson of Hello, Cupcake! plus recipe

OMG. How cute are these?!!

ffffood:

Cupcakes Take The Cake: Cupcake interview with Karen Tack and Alan Richardson of Hello, Cupcake! plus recipe
Tue Apr 15
Um. AWESOME.  bauldoff: Two players deep in a game of Jug Hero, by Kevin Lim and Shawna Hein. To be seen at the upcoming Maker Faire. (via Make: Blog)

Um. AWESOME. 

bauldoff:

Two players deep in a game of Jug Hero, by Kevin Lim and Shawna Hein. To be seen at the upcoming Maker Faire. (via Make: Blog)
This “magic” eraser left magical marks all over my walls. When the light hits it, it looks like someone wiped snot all over the wall…or alternatively…encrusted boy goo.
This “magic” eraser left magical marks all over my walls. When the light hits it, it looks like someone wiped snot all over the wall…or alternatively…encrusted boy goo.
The children that live in my hallway (not down my hallway, IN..IN my hallway) seriously make me reconsider reproducing. Now, the parents piss me off, too. Because they store things in the hallway (along with their children), and every playtime in the hall ends up with one or both of them CRYING loudly which makes me think that they beat them or are keeping them against their will. Maybe I’ll steal one.
The children that live in my hallway (not down my hallway, IN..IN my hallway) seriously make me reconsider reproducing. Now, the parents piss me off, too. Because they store things in the hallway (along with their children), and every playtime in the hall ends up with one or both of them CRYING loudly which makes me think that they beat them or are keeping them against their will. Maybe I’ll steal one.
Mon Apr 14

(Yoooouuuu!)
Soulja boy I tell ‘em
Hey I got a new dance fo you all called the soulja boy
(Yoooouuuu!)
You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right
(Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaah!)

[Chorus: x2]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch me Crank It
Watch me Roll
Watch me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now, Watch me You…
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You…
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You…
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You…
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

[Verse 1:]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch me Lean And Watch Me Rock?
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch me Crank Dat Robocop?
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I’m Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I’m Cocking On Your Bitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cause
“I Got Me some Bathing Apes”

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 2:]
I’m Bouncin On My Toe
Watch me take it to Areab
And he gonna take it up for sho
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I’m The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Saying is them rubber bands man? (man)
Watch me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
Nope, You Can’t Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don’t Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shit Was Ugly

[Chorus x2]

I’m To Clean Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank And
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Roosevelt
Then Super soak That Hoe,
Super Soak That Hoe [x9]
I’m to Fresh Off In This Bitch
Watch Me Show
Now Watch Me Gig
Watch Me Crank My Shoulder Work
And Superman That Bitch,
Superman That Bitch,
Superman That Bitch,
Superman That Bitch,
Superman that Bitch
(Awwwwwww) (You)

[Chorus x2]

I’m SOOOO like proud of like, you know, like the brilliance of like the lyricism and awesomeness of this song.  BUT…the inmates..rock my socks off.